Kid Proof Oatmeal
Instant oats (we also use steel cut sometimes)
Put oats and milk in a bowl (the ratio of oats:milk depends on how wet you like your oatmeal. Aspen likes hers pretty dry, so we do 2:1 oats:milk). Microwave for ~1 minute. If it's not cooked or if it's still too wet, continue to microwave in 30 second increments.
Add a large scoop of cinnamon applesauce (I canned a lot of applesauce in October, so I use homemade), pomegranate seeds, and banana slices. Mix together. Serve immediately.
Seriously, it doesn't get any easier than that.